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yarpdarp:

i had an urge to exercise and was like iM GONNA DO SQUATS and I went and made myself some nutella toast and am eating it

i did 100 squats and my shoulders had sweat on them that was weird

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i had an urge to exercise and was like iM GONNA DO SQUATS and I went and made myself some nutella toast and am eating it

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zdentis:

i love this little boop

zdentis:

i love this little boop

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erikloser:

charles and his Lame Basement Garbage Shades mean a lot to me,

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*closes book* according to freud, youre a dick.

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everyteenager4free:

peeanimal:

I’m not sure what the humor in this post is

this is a poetry blog first and for most. if you want humor imagine a doctor saying to you “take two of these and see me in the morning” and then they hand you two eyeballs. you eat the eyeballs and you feel better, but you still can’t see. instead of a baseball umpire it’s a baseball vampire and he’s not even trying to hide it. a raccoon knocks over a trashcan and a man cries out "i’ll have what SHE’S having!". when people say they learned something through osmosis, they’re talking about osmosis jones. kenny rogers doing waka flaka flame adlibs. You’re listening to WPDG The PigDog and that was “She Had Talons for Feet” by Bobby Bones. two pekingese dogs named Drama and Scandal. two more pekingese dogs named HBO and Showtime. a python swallowing a tickle me elmo whole, feet first, and the damn thing is still going off inside.

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lets-have-a-freesome:

enitari:

jellyfishpixie:

i am ashamed of myself

THIS VIDEO IS MY NEW RELIGION BLESS BLESS 

THAT’S IT, I’M BUYING THIS GAME
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