look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter
a sharp, knife-like letter opener
a heavy metal whatever this thing is
a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash
and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket
creativity, thy middle name is tiberius
hello and what the fuck
endless list of films with gorgeous visuals → Tarzan (1999)
“From this day on now and forever more, you’ll be in my heart.”
If you know you can deflect it, then you’re not challenging yourself.