the price sleeps

the price sleeps

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X my dog


apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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dinuguan:

OH NOOOOOO

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Song: Unknown
Artist: Unknown
Album: Unknown
Played: 45962 times
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spicyshimmy:

jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter

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a sharp, knife-like letter opener

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a heavy metal whatever this thing is

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a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash

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and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?

is a fucking blanket

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creativity, thy middle name is tiberius

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chomei:

this is the most inaccurate representation of how animals work ive ever seen

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wearyvoices:

James McAvoy by Simon Lipman for Esquire 

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hello and what the fuck

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clockworktailbeast:

And we said NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN!
ROCK

clockworktailbeast:

And we said NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN!

ROCK

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nevillegonnagiveuup:

endless list of films with gorgeous visuals → Tarzan (1999) 

“From this day on now and forever more, you’ll be in my heart.”

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If you know you can deflect it, then you’re not challenging yourself.

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